I’m the Fifty-Clap Guy

Photo by Guillermo Latorre on Unsplash

I’m the fifty-clap guy. I am that guy on Medium, your biggest cheerleader.

I’m the Olympics diving-judge whose score is thrown out for being too high. I don’t care. I am here to give you your flowers. All of them. I’m here to make up for the one-clap clappers. (But seriously, who gives one clap? Have you ever gone to a concert, or watched a performance and clapped once? Just once? In the history of time, have you ever done…